assisted shaktipat (news)

I have divined after several failed attempts that the
assisted shaktipat will not work until I am out of
the low years, which are almost at 16.5 years now
instead of the usual 7 years.

In the latest failed attempt I was trying to grant
shaktipat, assisted by my eleven main deities, from
me to a large group (maybe even 100,000) of recipients
which would give them all the benefits of what I have
been through with none of the pain.

The latest recipient list was:

1. the human eleven and category seven (so maybe 60 in total)
2. ordained prophets in ghuman
3. atheist Ph.D. prophets in ghuman
4. prophets in gcetacean
5. members of ghuman other than me who think they are
     Openers of the Way or are so thought by at least
     ten other members of ghuman
6. members of gcetacean who think they are
     Openers of the Way or are so thought by at least
     five other members of gcetacean

By ghuman I mean humans inside the thermosphere exosphere
boundary (about 500 km up).   Similarly, by gcetacean
I mean cetaceans (whales, dolphins, and porpoises)
inside the thermosphere exosphere boundary.   Note
that the space station is inside that boundary.

By prophets I mean bipolars, schizoaffectives, and
schizophrenics.   (A Prophet or major prophet is a
very successful prophet.)

By Opener of the Way I mean an
avatar/buddha/christ/messiah/Prophet/major pagan figure,
either a supposed return or reincarnation of a past
such figure, or a next (new) such figure (as I claim
to be, though I have no followers and want none, and
am not in a religion and am not starting one).

--
David Dalton  dalton@nfld.com   http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)
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   "Here I go again...back into the flame" (Sarah McLachlan)